Poilievre transformation politically expedient

Pierre Poilievre (Brokenitis) has spent the last two years telling us, unendingly, how dysfunctional and broken Canada is. Now he wraps himself in our flag, which, sixty years ago, his party fought against adopting as our flag. Who said “patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels”? Not me. On the plus side, he has shown a singular knack for finding flagpoles in otherwise empty fields. We should remember he has that skill in case we ever need to find a flagpole in a field.

It is noteworthy that Poilievre’s latest slogan is only two words. His previous slogans were three words, thus, he has achieved a 33 1/3 per cent word reduction efficiency. If he were to have a one-word slogan his word reduction efficiency would be 66 2/3 per cent. My hope is that his word reduction efficiency reaches 100 per cent.

Yours truly, 

Gregory R. Côté, Irvine